Without Warning...

I am sitting in church with Kayley on my lap massaging her hand (you just rub the hand/fingers and wiggle the joints...it actually feels quite relaxing). Then they started a baby blessing, so I let go of her hand, put my arms around her to fold them, and closed my eyes. All of a sudden my hair is being pulled, I hear "Dad...dad" and then without warning...

SMACK!!!

Kayley slaps me right on the forehead!

After telling her to fold her arms I start thinking what I am going to tell her after the blessing to quitely reprimand her about not being reverent during the blessing when it occurs to me: she probably had no idea it had started. She too was "without warning".
Sure enough I asked her,
"Did you know they were blessing a baby?"
She replied,
"I thought you fell asleep!"
Thankfully, I was able to warn her about the second baby blessing so I could pay attention without having to worry about being smacked in the face again!
-Mark